We think you're a joke, Shove your hope where it don't shine.

Im a simple girl who enjoys but the simplest pleasures in life. The coincidental moments and the unexpected events which you thought would never happen in a million years. Even the happenings which make you cringe in embarrassment. It's like when you're drunk and you forget everything that happened but the next day..you wake up sober and as the day goes on you start to remember the little things that you did and you just can't help but think to yourself- OMG I DID NOT DO THAT. Please tell me i did not do that.

Well that's what I had the other week after a magnificent ladies night.

Went out with Jo & Joan to Butters. Bumped into Abang =]. Drank way too much, danced way too little & left way to early-due to the state I was in.

I don't understand it. Whenever i go to butters i always end up mortally drunk. Not even mortally drunk but mortally WASTED. Ugh. But the drinks there are amazing and the staff ain't that bad either. Take for example. Mr R-The Bar tender. Yum would be an understatement. An utter understatement. I was in the line for drinks by myself-looking sad and pathetic when Mr R blows me a kiss. So out of politeness I blow one back, Mr R does a like gymnastically jump back catch and puts it in his pocket. People began to look at me like i was mental but i'm sure they were just jealous of Mr R and my mini affair. :)

I've only been to butters 3 times but the first time i went i was EXTREMELY drunk and overly friendly with the bouncer. I also did this weird toned hello. Which starts off really high then goes into a deep low. Anyway, so im going into butters and all of a sudden i hear my "Hel-Lowwwww", the bouncer actually remembered me, which either means i made a great first impression with my hello or i was that weirdly drunk i was unforgetable. Either way Im making friends LOL.

Cutie in the smoking room asked me for a lighter, so i lent him one. We did that whole smile back at each other thing until i went back in to drink more. 7 drinks later i see him again, tap him on the shoulder, do the weirdest smile followed by two thumbs up. How old am i 12? I'll be asking him for a hi5 next time. Lets hope there isnt a next time. 0.o

All in all. Fun night. Fun people.