Oi Wanker.

Wanker. That was the most used word last night, well by me and laura anyway.

On the spur of the moment we decided to go to Ladies night. I was on strict orders to be at Laura's by 10.30- I got there about 11.15ish. Then it was off to Clark. Once again in Killer Heels, and when I say killer...thats what I mean. Think 6 1/2 inch stilletos.

So to Arena we went..had a few drinks then went off to Shiraz to see sexy Mr K (Yep, laura im stealing your style) & to have some shisha. Met this fab couple here on holiday & talked with them for a while and then it was back to Arena. Ran into my Mr S & laura's Mr S. Joy-not. Anywho after awkward meetings with the previously mentioned S brothers we got more drinks, sat down & had a few laughs. All of a sudden this charming guy- Mr D casually walks by but down two tequila shots on our table says "enjoy" then walks away. Awwwww bless. So there nothing else to do but CHEAAAAS. (Cheers for you non kaura-linguals)

Anywho, this guy on the table behind us fell in love with Lauras tits and decided he would have a chat with her. Whilst Mr D came back to the table for a little chat aswell- I thanked him for the shots and we continued to talk for a while. =]

OW & Laura and i went to the bathroom had a bitch fight with these 3 whores. Long story short I gave the 'wanker gesture' and we never saw each other again. It was the perfect ending.

Finally we got McDs & instead of paying $6.90 I decided to just give him $2- by total accident i must add. It didnt work. In histerics i gave him the right money stood to one side and laughing till i cried. I swear people must have thought we were retards- even though we kinda are. Then it was Taxi, Pj's, Food, Bed, Sleep.

This is the life ay? Booze. Bitch Fights. Boys & Sausage McMuffins